Procrastination, stuff and misc.

posted on: Sunday, 26 October 2014

I wonder about myself sometimes. I feel like I could do a degree in psychology and I wouldn't come close to understanding the mind of me! It's a dichotomy between the sensible and the fickle; the lucid and the confused, rational and positively loco. Increasingly, I get the feeling life would be much easier if I were one of those straight-forward women who wore non-descrip clothes and cared more about 'important' matters than the myriad of silly stuff that seems to inhabit my head.

via my friend's blog Cowparsley
Today involved some analysis of that feeling when you have nothing to wear. Boo...preparing to go to a party...said she had nothing to wear. My opening position: unsympathetic. Then I wavered, when I recognised the wretchedness of facing a social situation in the 'wrong' outfit. My sympathies turned on an axis. An emergency trip to Topshop. I have to say; there are no bounds to what a mother will do to quieten the pulse of a distressed teenager. It is uncanny. I observe myself - take my own Mother as an example of form (see previous post) - and take it from there. Some may say I am a sucker to pander to whims; I say: anything to bolster her confidence. I do maintain that the right outfit does have magical powers and the pursuit of it has encapsulated much of my adult life. Is this wrong?!

Meanwhile, there has been a chance to repatriate items to their rightful place in the newly built end of our house. I have single-handedly looked at and assessed everything we own and assigned it a new place. This exercise tells me that i) we have so much stuff it's shameful and ii) I am not a neat-freak and iii) everything having its place is the answer to all house-related issues. Along with making everything white.

We have accumulated for over twenty years. I think back to the heady days of co-habiting for the first time. How we frequented Habitat and Ikea. How we couldn't afford new furniture so we lived with hand-me-downs. How, with each new chapter of our married life, we acquired more stuff. Kitchen stuff. Baby stuff. Toddler stuff. Kiddy stuff. Now teen stuff. Have you ever observed that we, as a nation, ceaselessly spend our time consuming? The biggest traffic queues at weekends are around shopping centres. We shop and we shop and we shop. I feel a faint degree of shame about this but yet, I carry on regardless. It's a first world neurosis.

There has been a week of procrastination about bucket lists. My husband, when in California, went sky-diving. I was simultaneously horrified and impressed by this. He said (in his defence, when he confessed to me AFTER he'd jumped; not before) that it had been on his bucket list for ages. In light of the thing we now know to be 'life-in-general', I wasn't aware of this yearning of his to throw himself out of an aeroplane. It's funny how after so many years together, fundamentals get lost in translation. Anyway, when he got home, we started talking about bucket lists and their importance and concluded that because I am only just 40 (whereas he is 44), mine is in its infancy, his is well-established.

I had one of those awful pangs, much like the sentiment that 'only boring people get bored'; why did I not have a bucket list?!! What did this mean? Surely there were things that I needed to do? I reevaluated the definition of the term. Now I come to think of it, what do I want to do? OMG. More procrastination and thinking time for Lou. Quelle Dommage.

I looked up and found that under the examples of other people's ideas, there were many things that I have already done.

Examples of other people's:

Ski the alps in Austria.
Graduate from University.
Have children and be the best mother I can be.
Visit Venice.
Learn to surf.
Have a kitchen table that is perpetually strewn with family life. Tick, tick.

There were also a freaky number of people who wanted to learn to pick a lock (!) and jump fully clothed into water. Hmmmm....


It can be anything you want it to be and, if I were writing it aged 20, it would probably contain most of things I have done in the last 20 years, which I can now say are ticked off. Travel, children, home-owning, sunsets and rainstorms, love, marriage etc. The acquisition of these things over time (much like the accumulation of stuff in my house) has smoothed over the last two decades and now...well what now?? Herein lies the challenge of the mid-life bucket list. It must fit within the parameters of all of the facets of life that already exist and demand attention!

A bucket list deployed within a 5 mile radius of my house and that can be done within the hours of 9am and 4pm. I am not sure that is quite the spirit!

Time to think outside the box...

via Cowparsley

Think straight...

posted on: Wednesday, 22 October 2014

My husband returned from an epic overseas trip (God it's hard when he is away; I like it the most when he's at home with me!) and the premise was that the building work would be finished. It's not finished. Nearly, but not quite. Last little details now like door handles and liming the oak floor. I want it as white as a wood stain can go - they think I am mad for this request but my answer to every design-related question is: 'I want it white'. This is proving much easier than choosing colours; our house has so many low beams and windows and what they refer to in brochures as 'period features' that honestly anything other than white looks cluttered. It's made this whole process easier. White. Wood. A few monochrome black and white details along the way. That's it. White is the equivalent of the staple grey jumper in sartorial terms.

Meanwhile I have been thinking a lot about family. I had a falling out with my brother - who I rarely write about here, for his own privacy really - and it felt wretched. We have an untarnished relationship, he and I. He has always looked out for me, being seven years older, and despite the fact we don't see each other that often, I always get that sense that he has my back. I thought a lot about siblings and the order in which they come and how different things would have been if he were say, two years older than me, rather than seven. I read the book 'We Are All Completely Beside Ourselves' yesterday - if ever a study into sibling relationships that is one. Again I finished it in just over a day - absolutely gripping, tightly-written, could not put down, now can't stop thinking about it.

But back to siblings. I was chatting to Boo about how her little brother irritates her and reminded her that having a brother is a blessing and no matter how much they niggle and fight, he will always be her strongest link to her childhood. There is something about sibling relationships; when you marry you come to think that your spouse knows you best. Of course they do in most matters. However nothing can replace growing up in the same family; that closeness and oneness. For my brother and I, he provided the rock and the kindness that I needed whilst my parents divorced. He will always be so very special to me, so quarrelling with him was uncharacteristic and disturbing. It's all better now though. That's the other thing with family; there is forgiveness.

Autumn seems to have taken hold in the gentlest way this year; falling leaves but with a spell of unseasonable mildness. This suits me fine and I have taken to running again this week. I used to run a lot more than I do now. That 30 minutes of a raised heartbeat and loud music in my ears as I pass suburban gardens, early in the morning, before the commuters have left. There's nothing like it.

The navel-gazing of recent months has abated slightly as this new season starts. I've seen many friends go through tough times lately and actually I have to tell myself that things are by no means bad with me. It's purely a matter of calming the very many thoughts that I have percolating round, all the time. My new tactic is to start writing them down. I wonder with writing whether it forms a particular type of therapy for me. If I don't do it, I start to feel wrong. Should this translate into something bigger? I had dinner with friends at the weekend, one of whom owns an independent publishing house. Talking about writers and manuscripts was exciting to me. It made this sentiment below seem all the more accurate. If I keep thinking about writing, why don't I do more of it?

A small life in which I am influenced...

posted on: Friday, 17 October 2014

There are those in the world whose taste I trust. This is especially true in blog world, where I am brought up to date on what my favourite bloggers are liking. I was watching a Garance DorĂ© 'Pardon My French' video where she and three other fashionista friends discussed how bloggers review fashion shows. Their comment was that bloggers represented the 'real' woman; the consumer. Do you find this to be true? There are some bloggers who slavishly feature the same brands over and over and I gotta say - I find that kinda dull. I like the wild card; the one who features something I have never even considered before, but know I would just love. This happened this week when my friend Simone wrote about Chelsea boots and low and behold I was just one click away from some fabulous neon-tinged autumnal boots that were just calling my name. Everything I had written about being 'Mrs Ordinary' were put to bed with the mere possibility of boots. Neon boots. This is what I love about blogs. So much more interactive than a magazine ever would be. So is it that bloggers represent the real woman? Not necessarily - but some do have a finger on the pulse and can deliver that shot of retail adrenaline juts when it is most needed. Fashion Epipen anyone?

I also like the small niche brands (as I was once one). Last summer, during school sports day, I looked around to find that of the five women who were standing near me, all were wearing one (or more) item of clothing from a particular brand. It was a defining moment in terms of recognising myself as part of a demographic. I don't want to be like everyone else. I am always looking for the different; the quirky. This is an incongruous pursuit given that when I choose clothes I am often drawn to classic, timeless styles. With resounding echoes I can hear my Mum saying as I grew up: 'you don't want to be like everyone else do you?' No.

I like brands from Denmark or France or Spain - and thank God every time I see that they ship worldwide. If there is one thing that makes me mad it's brands who limit their shipping or charge astronomic prices for it. Sigh.

Meanwhile it's Friday.

The builders are meant to be finishing this particular phase today and then will be off site for a few months. There is still a lot to do and I can hear them behind the wall working around each other, as there are about 5 trades there. The funny thing is that one end of the house will be done and then you enter a door and the rest of the house is its old, rather drab looking self. Ahh well, one day it will all even up. I can hardly believe that this stage of building has taken over three months! Always with builders: double the time, double the money.

When they properly vacate I will post a picture or two, whilst it's looking so clean and un-family-ed. They've used this little vintage salvaged radiator, around which they have built a boot room bench. I have come to the conclusion that being a carpenter is a like being a magician. They whittle amazing things out of bits of wood, it's been a pleasure this week to check progress every night and see a new cupboard or shelf appear.

Having harmonious surroundings makes me happy. As does a pair of neon boots on order.

Have a great weekend.

photograph by tania kindersley

Teenage kicks...

posted on: Thursday, 16 October 2014

Have you ever come across one of those women who had a baby (or three) and was so ensconced with the whole birth/motherhood process that they decided to retrain as a midwife? I looked on in awe and interest, as I knew a friend who did this; taking a career U-turn after 40 to follow her new calling. I do get it, I sense now that as I enter the teenage phase (six months down, many, many to go) that this is a stage that I am very interested in. If I were to categorise when I most clearly remember things in my life, it would be my teens. I have almost perfect recall. Great swathes of my twenties went missing and as for my thirties; honestly there are shamefully few memories of the 2000's. To the extent that I consider the 00's to be one big blur. I attribute this to the baby/toddler-related haze that descended on me once I had children. Sleepless nights and baby milk spillage seemed to be a frequent facet of my life for longer than I care to remember. And yet they, in some ways, were the sweetest of times.

As for the teenage parental haze - that is what I am in now. The virulently changing mood swings. The outlandish demands for all sorts of things - from another sleepover to the latest pair of ripped jeans - that come my way it seems, on an hourly basis. The very sensitive soul who sits upstairs in her bedroom and I never quite know who or what will emerge. The endless phone use. That bloody phone. The extreme secrecy followed by the disarming openness. I wrestle daily with finding my place in this particular mile of the parenting journey. Safe in the knowledge that I must never veer into the territory of Regina George's mother in 'Mean Girls'. But equally finding my feet as a fair but loved mother to a teenage girl is no easy feat. There are curve balls. Galore. It's a whole different ball game.

Unlike previous phases of parenthood (it's all broken down into distinct phases, take comfort in the fact: nothing lasts forever!) this one feels particularly weighted with the need to get it right. Previous preoccupations with manners and eating vegetables and playing nicely (share!) seem less relevant in the face of the need to help form an almost fully grown human, set loose in society. She needs love, support, shepherding and teaching but not smothering and limiting. It's the most delicate manoeuvre.

We talk a lot, I consciously decided to face topics head on (no blushes spared). This means I have covered all sorts in recent months, from gay marriage to kindness to depilation to divorce. Nothing is off limits and whilst I appreciate that what I think about these elements of life is not the only factor in how she will regard them, I do feel responsible for at least setting the tone of what our family believe and how we feel people should be treated. We discuss a lot of 'what ifs' in order to flush out her thinking (and mine) on what is right and wrong. There is degree of hypothetical, but I can also sense that most subjects we talk about, she has already seen in her on line world. In this modern age, there is very little that is unknown to her. I have to assume that she has seen it all already and it's my job to now define the moral compass around all of that (often unwelcome and premature) input.

However I am resilient enough to see, from friends who have been through this stage before me, that it may have nothing to do with how I try to influence things. She will make up her own mind and frankly, I am deluding myself to think I have that much sway. I am the mother. That is all.

And so, I keep on...searching out the good and dispelling the bad and generally trying to think straight. Asking friends when I need help. Trying not to over think it! She's the apple of my eye and I look at her burgeoning adulthood with awe; she's the coolest girl I know.

via a well traveled woman

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